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ktempest:

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

Yep, no downside.
tastefullyoffensive:

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

dawwwww

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

" ‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no. "

- And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via elovers)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia)

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